Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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