love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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