Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
there is glitter all over my balls
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