areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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