lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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