discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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