You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Randomize
