tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Small penises have feelings too.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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