I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I just want nice things and good sex
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
