This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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