Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
