I wanna bring you to show and tell
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You are a genius and a whore.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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