Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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