I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Randomize