but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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