And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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