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(217): View more from Illinois

I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium

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(613): View more from Ontario

you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.

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(714): View more from California

She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.

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(956): View more from Texas

Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place

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