it wasn't lemon gatorade
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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