Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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