that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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