just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
