i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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