No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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