So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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