I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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