Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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