Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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