I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
We just shotgunned beers for America
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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