he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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