mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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