Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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