I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
My vagina just recognized that song.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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