big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Say something about gay babies.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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