He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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