so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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