Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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