I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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