my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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