i think i have herpe
just one?
there was a trapeze. enough said
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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