Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We had to coat check the pizza.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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