WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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