Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Randomize