i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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