my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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