And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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