But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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