you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
she peed on how many people?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
be right there i have to get my cape
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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