they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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