Dual....:-)
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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