when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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