He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
She's JV to your varsity
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Randomize
